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Name: Cnd. I also answer to Itachi-mun, if you like.
AIM: hellbreakercnd
Email: chichirinoda@gmail.com

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Oh, do I hear jealousy? [That thought makes her grin. Then again, if the tables were turned, she'd be absolutely livid.]

Shopping? But why are we-- [pause] ...oh yeah. That was my idea.

See, this is exactly why I need to rob a bank. To keep Miharu in ugly, expensive clothes and make him the pretty princess he's always wanted to be. Come on. It'll only be five or seven... hundred k.

...I wouldn't want to ruin the surprise.

Yeah right.

So where do you want to go?

Jinx! I don't know enough about the kind of security banks have, and I don't know how to crack a vault. How the hell are we going to rob a bank?

...Come on, babe.

Come on, not even a little? [She laughs.] Anyway, the Underground Mall's probably the best bet. We can just let him drag us around until he wears out. Like a dog in a park.

When did this turn into a we thing? I was just informing you. ...or maybe asking you to keep me company. Either way, are you forgetting my lifelong profession? I can fry a security system and break open even the toughest of vaults with my mind.

I'll give you a hint if you promise to look over blueprints with me.

Yeah, sounds like a plan.

...All right, all right, fine. I'll look over the blueprints and keep you company. Maybe if I'm there I can keep you from getting arrested or killing anyone.

((OOC: Want to do a bank robbing log, sweetie? XD))

[Oh, joy of all joys! Can you hear the excitement in her voice. It's like a kid about to go to the candy store. So much so that she poorly suppresses a feminine, excited squeal.]

This is going to be somuchfun! We'll be sneaking through air ducts, I'll have to dance through a hallway of infrared lasers, and throw big wads of cash into burlap sacks with dollar signs painted on them. [She's even giggling.]

Oh yeah, your hint. All I'm telling you for now is there will be restraints, and you will like it.

((OOC: More than anything ever. It might have to wait a few days, though. Right now it's too hot to think, the AC's broken, and my laptop overheats if I use it for more than an hour.))

[You can hear him facepalming over the phone, but he's grinning, too] Just so long as there aren't too many bullets heading in our direction, I'm cool with the rest of it.

....You sure I'm gonna like it?

((OOC: Okay! Gah, I need to make a post with Yukimi this week or I'll fail AC with him. Isn't that pathetic? Our log at the hospital was too long ago))

You really haven't seen me in action. Quit worrying, baby. I've kept mentally impaired children alive during heists in broad daylight ten times more dangerous than this. And I got away with it. This? This is going to be the easiest money you've ever made.

Positive. Which means you should probably get the brat out of the house for the evening.

((OOC: Well, you haven't done a comm post with him since mid May. I do think it's time to harass the public again. Man, I wish we could do a log right now, but it'll have to wait. Also, if you're curious? She bought basically a Catwoman costume, whip, ball gag, she's got some handcuffs, and she's open to suggestions. *faceplam* IDEK, bro.))

Hmm... I'm trusting you here, babe. On both counts.

((OOC: I know ;3; Definitely time to harass the public given that a log isn't possible. No worries, I'll come up with something for him to post about o/ And that present sounds like it's going to make his head explode, rotfl))

Hey, weren't you supposed to be my parole officer and keep me out of this kind of trouble? I'm not complaining, but why the sudden change of heart?

((OOC: Explode in the good way, or explode in the "I'm not putting that in my mouth you crazy bitch" way? XD))

Like I'm going to be able to stop you? I might as well come along for the ride and keep you out of prison.

((OOC: ....both haha))

We can be like Bonnie and Clyde, but with a lot less room to run if we get caught. Which means we'll have to get clever, because I'm so not dying with you anytime soon. I'd really rather live out my days in a penthouse with you driving a fancy sports car.

((OOC: Poor guy. He really should stop collecting the local crazies and falling for convicts.))

Didn't they die, though? Or was that Thelma and Louise?

I suppose a penthouse and a fancy car sounds pretty nice.

((OOC: He likes to have an interesting life))

Both. But they were just humans, anyway. I have super powers and you're awesome. I'm so confident we won't get caught that I'd bet our entire relationship on it.

((OOC: Then he picked the right partners in life. It's cute, really.))

I hope that means you're pretty confident. I'm awesome, am I?

((OOC: Excuse him while he shoots himself XD))

I've faced off with the boy wonder for almost three years straight, and you still manage to surprise me. I think that means you get the awesome title. Among others.

Ever going to teach me how to teleport?

((OOC: XD In the foot. Numerous times. Even though he's totally happy with it all but too manry to admit it.))

Okay, awesome it is.

Yeah right, like the world would be safe with such awesome power in your hands.

((OOC: So true...))

Hey. It would totally help with saving orphans from burning buildings and all that shit. Would you deny me toasty orphans? What kind of man are you, Kazuhiko.

A man who's shit at teleporting, so not gonna be all that great at teaching it.

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